“I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person either. Honestly, just leave me alone.”

— Unknown

“My morning routine is just hitting snooze until it's time to panic.”

— Unknown

“I don't need an inspirational quote to start my morning. I need coffee.”

— Unknown

“Morning: the time when my alarm clock and I have a violent disagreement.”

— Unknown

“I'm not saying I hate mornings, but if mornings were a person, I'd have a restraining order.”

— Unknown

“The morning is full of surprises. Mostly the surprise that I'm still alive.”

— Unknown

“Every morning I have two choices: continue to sleep with my dreams or wake up and chase them. I choose breakfast.”

— Unknown

“I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.”

— Unknown

“The early bird can have the worm. I'll be here under my blanket.”

— Unknown

“Morning is the time when I hit snooze seven times and still don't want to get up.”

— Unknown

“I love the smell of coffee in the morning. It's the only thing that makes me tolerable.”

— Unknown

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

— Unknown